900+Best Knock Knock Jokes for 2025

Hey there, giggle-seeker!

If you’ve clicked on this post, you’re on a mission—to brighten your day with the perfect knock-knock zinger.

If you’re prepping for a family dinner, want to charm a friend, or just need a punny pick-me-up, you’re in the right place.

Buckle up, because your grin is about to get a serious workout!

Knock knock jokes for kids

Knock knock. — Who’s there? Lettuce. — Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Cow says. — Cow says who? Cow says moooo!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Olive. — Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Boo. — Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Interrupting cow. — Interrup… MOO!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Banana. — Banana who? Banana split so ice-cream!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Harry. — Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Tank. — Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Ice cream. — Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t open the door!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Atch. — Atch who? Bless you!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Feather. — Feather who? Feather or not, here I come!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Figs. — Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Doughnut. — Doughnut who? Dough-nut forget to open the door!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Yoda. — Yoda who? Yo’ da coolest kid I know!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Owls say. — Owls say who? Yes, they do!

Funny knock knock jokes for adults

Knock knock. — Who’s there? Honeydew. — Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look today?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Adore. — Adore who? Adore-able! That’s who you are.
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Ya. — Ya who? No thanks, I use Google.
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Beaks. — Beaks who? Beaks me why you opened the door!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Wanda. — Wanda who? Wanda why you’re still not smiling?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Cows go. — Cows go who? No silly—cows go moo!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Police. — Police who? Police open up, it’s joke time!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? At. — At who? Bless you!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Olive you. — Olive you too.
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Howard. — Howard who? Howard you like another joke?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Lettuce. — Lettuce you tell one more joke!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Voodoo. — Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are not opening this?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Anita. — Anita who? Anita new joke every day!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Mustache. — Mustache who? I mustache you to open the door!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Tank. — Tank who? Thanks for laughing!

Clean knock knock jokes

Knock knock. — Who’s there? Riddle. — Riddle who? Riddle me this—who’s awesome? You are!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Dewey. — Dewey who? Dewey have to knock?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Donut. — Donut who? Donut let me down—open up!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Butter. — Butter who? Butter open up, it’s me!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Water. — Water who? Water you doing, open the door!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Arthur. — Arthur who? Arthur any more jokes like this?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Annie. — Annie who? Annie body home?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Wanda. — Wanda who? Wanda why the door’s locked?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Gusto. — Gusto who? Gusto get in or I’ll tell more jokes!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Kenya. — Kenya who? Kenya help me open this?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Icy. — Icy who? Icy you, now open up!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Peas. — Peas who? Peas open up—I’m hungry!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Pharaoh. — Pharaoh who? Pharaoh-ming a great time!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Adore. — Adore who? Adore you, open up!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Olive. — Olive who? Olive you forever.

Short knock knock jokes

Knock knock. — Who’s there? Ice. — Ice who? Ice to see you!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Woo. — Woo who? Woo-hoo!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Bool. — Bool who? Bool-ieve in yourself!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Juice. — Juice who? Juice me, I’m famous!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? You. — You who? You who? So enthusiastic!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Ravi. — Ravi who? Ravioli my feelings?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Peter. — Peter who? Peter out yet?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Siam. — Siam who? Siam-thing’s up here!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Adore. — Adore who? Adore my jokes?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Olive. — Olive who? Olive fun knocking knocks!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Snow. — Snow who? Snow business like show business!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Etch. — Etch who? Bless you!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Dina. — Dina who? Dina donut?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Luke. — Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Opal. — Opal who? Opal-door ready?

Classic knock knock jokes

Knock knock. — Who’s there? Boo. — Boo who? A classic: Boo-hoo!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Interrupting cow. — Interrup… MOO!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Little old lady. — Little old lady who? Wow, you’re really good at this!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Lettuce. — Lettuce who? Lettuce in!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Atch. — Atch who? Bless you!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Tank. — Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Banana. — Banana who? Banana split!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Olive. — Olive you!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Nana. — Nana who? Nana your business!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Juice. — Juice who? Juice get used to knock knock jokes.
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Tu. — Tu who? Tu-t-t-t you are curious!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Cow says. — Cow says who? Moo!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Orange. — Orange who? Orange you going to open?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Police. — Police who? Police open the door!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Yoda. — Yoda who? Yoda one I’ve been looking for.

Knock knock jokes that are puns

Knock knock. — Who’s there? Lettuce. — Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we’re romaine-ing friends!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Doughnut. — Doughnut who? Dough-nut underestimate my pun power!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Canary. — Canary who? Canary give me your heart?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Honeydew. — Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how su-pun you are?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Gusto. — Gusto who? Gusto get a wit-pun connection!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Beets. — Beets who? Beets me why you’re still not smiling!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Olive. — Olive who? Olive-ly ever after!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Figs. — Figs who? Figs the mood with more puns!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Atch. — Atch who? Atch-oo… Gesundheit!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Dewey. — Dewey who? Dewey know you’re pun-geon-ous?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Annie. — Annie who? Annie way you slice it, these are punny!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Iceland. — Iceland who? Iceland you out with laughs!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Peas. — Peas who? Peas, let the puns continue!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Ice cream. — Ice cream who? Ice cream with laughter!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Arthur. — Arthur who? Arthur a pun more? Yes!

Knock knock jokes for work/friends

Knock knock. — Who’s there? Work. — Work who? Work hard, laugh harder!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Break. — Break who? Break time for jokes!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Meeting. — Meeting who? Meeting you with a joke is better than a meeting!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Coffee. — Coffee who? Coffee-tastic time to laugh!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Boss. — Boss who? Boss-tster of laughs!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Lunch. — Lunch who? Lunch-teresting jokes inside!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Tech. — Tech who? Teach me how to laugh like this!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Deadline. — Deadline who? Dead-line up for more jokes!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Email. — Email who? Email-ing you a joke ASAP!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Copy. — Copy who? Copy that—I’ll laugh too!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Boss. — Boss who? Boss-approved punchlines!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Week. — Week who? Week-end’s best wait!
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Printer. — Printer who? Printer-y good joke, huh?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Remote. — Remote who? Remote-ly amused?
Knock knock. — Who’s there? Wi-Fi. — Wi-Fi who? Wi-Fi’ve been needing a laugh break!