930+Hilarious Hurricane Jokes to Blow You Away 🌪️

When storms brew outside, sometimes the best way to weather it is with a laugh!

If you’ve been searching for hilarious hurricane jokes to lighten up your day, you’ve landed in the right eye of the storm.

From witty puns to breezy one-liners, these jokes will blow you away (but in a good way).

So grab an umbrella of humor, because we’re about to let the jokes rain down!

Funny Hurricane Jokes 🌬️

Hurricanes really blow… but at least they’re not a breeze to forget!
A hurricane walks into a bar—bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve high-pressure systems.”
Why did the hurricane bring a ladder? To reach new heights of destruction.
Hurricanes don’t date tornadoes—they find them too twisted.
The hurricane’s favorite sport? Blow-ling.
I tried to calm the hurricane down, but it just stormed off.
Hurricanes don’t do yoga, they’re already great at twisting.
A hurricane’s favorite snack? Twister fries.
Why did the hurricane go to school? To improve its circulation.
Hurricanes love concerts—they’re always blown away by the band.
What’s a hurricane’s life motto? Go big or blow home.
A hurricane’s best dance move? The spin cycle.
Why are hurricanes terrible comedians? Their jokes fall flat.
Hurricanes don’t need alarm clocks—they wake up to thunder.
Never trust a hurricane—it’ll sweep you off your feet.

Short Hurricane Jokes 🌪️

Quick joke: Hurricanes are just wind with drama.
Hurricanes—nature’s messy breakup.
Hurricanes don’t walk, they gust.
You know it’s windy when even the jokes blow past.
Hurricanes never get tired—they have endless energy.
Why did the hurricane run? Because it had no chill.
A hurricane’s favorite letter? C.
Hurricanes are introverts—they only come out in low pressure.
Short but stormy—that’s every hurricane.
Why did the hurricane cross the road? It didn’t—it blew it away.
Hurricanes don’t knock—they barge in.
A hurricane’s favorite app? Weather or not.
Hurricanes always bring drama—stormy personalities.
Hurricanes don’t whisper, they shout.
One word for a hurricane: windy-boi.

Clean Hurricane Jokes 🌈

Hurricanes are like kids—they make a mess, then leave.
Why did the hurricane get in trouble? For being disruptive.
Hurricanes don’t like chores—they just sweep everything away.
A hurricane’s bedtime story? Gone With the Wind.
Why was the hurricane always late? It got caught in a whirlwind.
A hurricane’s favorite subject? Current events.
Hurricanes don’t garden—they just uproot.
What’s a hurricane’s dream vacation? The eye-lands.
Why don’t hurricanes play hide and seek? Too noisy.
Hurricanes never play cards—they always fold.
Why was the hurricane so polite? It blew everyone a greeting.
Hurricanes love music—they’re all about the wind instruments.
A hurricane’s favorite toy? Pinwheels.
Hurricanes don’t need hairdryers—they are the hairdryer.
Hurricanes never lie—they’re always straight up windy.

Corny Hurricane Jokes 🌽

Hurricanes are knot funny—they’re just gust puns.
Why don’t hurricanes join gyms? They already lift roofs.
Hurricanes love soup—it’s always storming hot.
Why did the hurricane fail math? It couldn’t handle functions.
Corny line: “You must be a hurricane, because you swept me away.”
Hurricanes and jokes—both are hit or miss.
What do hurricanes and dads have in common? They both tell corny jokes.
A hurricane walked into a party—it was the life of the storm.
Why don’t hurricanes trust stairs? Too many ups and downs.
Corny but true—hurricanes really blow my mind.
Hurricanes don’t need social media—they’re trending naturally.
What’s cornier than corn? Hurricane puns.
Hurricanes don’t play baseball—they just throw curve gusts.
A hurricane’s favorite cereal? Cap’n Crunch.
Hurricanes don’t date clowns—they’re already a circus.

Hurricane Dad Jokes 👨‍👧

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? “Hold on to your leaves!”
Hurricanes love dad jokes—they’re pun-der storms.
Why was the hurricane grounded? Too much spin.
Hurricanes don’t argue—they just blow things out of proportion.
A hurricane’s favorite tool? A blowtorch.
Why did the hurricane bring a pencil? To draw circles.
Hurricanes don’t get grounded—they are the grounding.
Why did the hurricane sit down? It was tired of spinning.
Hurricanes don’t like Wi-Fi—it interrupts their connection.
Hurricane’s favorite board game? Twister.
Why don’t hurricanes go camping? Too intense.
Hurricanes don’t get hangry—they get stormy.
Why was the hurricane so funny? It had a gust of humor.
Hurricanes don’t get cold—they’re full of hot air.
Hurricane dads always say: “It’s not windy, it’s just breezy.”

Hurricane Knock-Knock Jokes 🚪

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hurricane.
Hurricane who?
Hurricane’t believe this weather!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gust.
Gust who?
Gust your luck, it’s stormy outside!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wind.
Wind who?
Wind you stop knocking and let me in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye of the storm!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder way, the storm’s coming!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain or shine, here I am!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Storm.
Storm who?
Storm warning—take cover!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Breeze.
Breeze who?
Breeze through before it gets worse!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gale.
Gale who?
Gale-force winds outside!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Flood.
Flood who?
Flood you know, I was blowing by.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud I borrow an umbrella?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roof.
Roof who?
Roof flew away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stormy.
Stormy who?
Stormy night tonight!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lightning.
Lightning who?
Lightning up, it’s just rain!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blow.
Blow who?
Blow me down, it’s windy!
Storms are pun and games until someone loses a roof.
Eye see you, hurricane.
Blown away by your presence.
Don’t rain on my pun parade.
Forecast: 100% chance of laughter.
That joke was a gust of fresh air.
This pun is gaining momentum.
I’m a fan of strong winds.
Pun-expected storm incoming.
Blow me away with another one!
A whirlwind of humor.
Pun-believable weather today.
Cloud you not laugh?
Spinning out of control with puns.
Weather or not you laugh, I will.