Hilarious Kids Jokes That Will Make Everyone Giggle

Ready for giggles, groans, and glorious guffaws?

Dive into our kid-friendly joke bonanza—where puns are fresh, one-liners are quick, and smiles are guaranteed.

If you’re hunting for comedy to lighten the school lunchbox, amuse at bedtime, or just spread some silliness, you’ve landed in the punniest place on the internet!

1. Lunch Box Jokes

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down!
Why did the jam blush? It saw the peanut butter!
Lettuce celebrate—I romaine calm!
Donut ever give up!
You’re bacon me chaotic!
You’re one in a melon!
Don’t go bacon my heart!
Nacho ordinary friend!
You’re egg-cellent!
I’m a big dill!
Olive you berry much!
Let’s taco ’bout how great you are!
You make miso happy!
You’re the zest!
You’re souper!

2. Animal Jokes for Kids

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh!
Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vie theater!
Why don’t seagulls fly over bays? Because then they’d be bagels!
What do you get when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat!
Why did the bird go to the hospital? It needed tweetment!
Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white!
Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad grammar? A misuse-osaurus!

3. Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Lettuce. — Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Cow says. — Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. — Interrupted—arrr!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Woo. — Woo who? Don’t get so excited!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? A little old lady. — A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Tank. — Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Ice cream. — Ice cream who? Ice cream if I see a spider!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Waddle. — Waddle who? Waddle you like to do today?
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Beaver. — Beaver who? Beaver careful, I’m carrying jokes!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Hatch. — Hatch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Olive. — Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Radio. — Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Banana. — Banana who? Banana split—ice cream’s next!
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Canoe. — Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?
Knock, knock! — Who’s there? Harry. — Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

4. Dad Jokes Kids Love

I only know 25 letters—there’s no “B”!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack up!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Want to hear a construction joke? I’m still working on it.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I would tell a joke about pizza… but it’s cheesy.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

5. School & Homework Jokes

Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Lots of blood tests!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything!
How do you make a silverfish? Add “S” at the beginning!
What school supply is always tired? Pencil—it’s always lead.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept!
What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many notes!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Her students were so bright!
What did one book say to the other? I’ve got you covered!
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
How do librarians flirt? They ask you to check them out!

6. Science Jokes for Kids

What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything!
What’s a scientist’s favorite tree? A chemis-tree!
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing—they just waved!
Why did the gardener quit? His celery didn’t stalk.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
Why did the M&M go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
What kind of cells do we breathe? Air cells!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
What did the volcano say after the weather? I lava you!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
What did the pencil sharpener say? Stop going in circles!
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.

7. Funny Food Jokes

What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!
Why don’t bananas snore? They don’t want to wake the rest of the bunch!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck on the chicken’s foot!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite meal? Spare ribs!
Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
How do you make butter roll? Push it down the hill!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?

8. Birthday Jokes

Why do candles in school always go on strike? They burn out too fast!
What did the ghost say to the birthday cake? Boo-day wishes!
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? He was stuffed.
What do you call a cow on its birthday? Moo-tiful!
What did one candle say to another? Don’t birthdays get you fired up?
Why is a birthday cake like a baseball team? You need your “batter” for a home run!
What does a clam call its birthday party? A shell-ebration!
Why are frogs so happy on birthdays? Because they get “toadally” awesome gifts!
What did the cupcake say to its frosting? You make life sweet!
Why did the birthday boy stare at his cake? He wanted to get a little icing on the action!
What’s the best birthday instrument? A trom-bone!
Why was the birthday cake so proud? It knew it rose to the occasion!
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to his party? To reach for more balloons!
What kind of birthday cake do robots like? Chocolate micro-chips!